tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61254933061763838002024-03-13T15:27:59.051-03:00The Inappropriate CrushDo you have an inappropriate crush on Twilight, Edward Cullen and RPattz? And are you old enough to know better? Yeah, me too.
Adults only please. Maturity optional.Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-74366958542239257262011-03-15T12:12:00.000-03:002011-03-15T12:12:34.006-03:00Late to the party<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Don't roll up the red carpet just yet. As usual I'm way late, but now I'm here, so let's get this party started-er, keep it going. You know what I mean.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I'm so excited. I won't lie, I love winning stuff. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Thank you much to Lisa at </span><a href="http://17foreverlisa.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">17 Forever</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">, TwiKiwi50 at </span><a href="http://twikiwi.blogspot.com/?zx=b7a1a2dafc18ee29"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">TwiKiwi</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> and Chloe Cougar at </span><a href="http://inspiredbylemons.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Inspired by Lemons</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> for picking <em>The Inappropriate Crush</em> for this award. *MWAH*</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">(Side note: I'd like to send another shout out to Lisa for creating my amazing blog banner. See it? Isn't it delectable?! I love to stare at it. A lot!)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">OK, back to the award...</span><br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">To accept this award one must follow the rules.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">1. Thank the person that gave it to you and link it back to their blog.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">2. Post 7 random facts about yourself.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">3. Pass the award on to 15 other blogs.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Random facts about Smitten...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span></div><ol><li><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">My sisters wanted a brother, so they nicknamed me Chuck. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I was an exchange student in HS and spent a semester in Germany.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">My daughter was born upstairs in my bedroom. On purpose.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I took a chair to the head during a bar fight and had to get 10 stitches to the side of my head/in my ear. (it's less interesting if I add that I was minding my own business drinking when chairs started swinging)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Still water. At room temperature.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I don't own any wireless devices except a cell phone. And a really old mp3 player that is collecting dust. Sad panda.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Robert Pattinson's sex appeal is so powerful that I believe his birth triggered my menses. #trufax </span></li>
</ol><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I think most of you have received this award already, but maybe not all of you. And if you aren't on this list, sorry, I swear I love you! </span><br />
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<ol><li><a href="http://robzsinger.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">RobzSinger</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://tonguetwied.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Tongue-Twied</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://borderlinephenomenal.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Borderline Phenomenal</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://allergictorobertpattinson.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I'm Allergic to Robert Pattinson</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://memoirsofarobmance.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Memoirs of a Robmance</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://walkwithmrsp.wordpress.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Walk with Mrs. P</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://theculinarycurser.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The Culinary Curser</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://livingwithedward.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Living with Edward</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://musingbella.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Cheaper than Therapy</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://itswhinethirty.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">It's Whine Thirty</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://mydiscomrobulation.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">My DiscomROBulation</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://inotu.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Inotu - Diary of a Mid-life Crisis One Word at a Time</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://trixieandtess.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Trixie and Tess</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.misstejota.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Chronicles of a Fat Girl Named Miss Tejota</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://cul-de-sac-ed.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">cul-de-sac-ed</span></a></li>
</ol>Now, how about some other award show greatness?<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-c6wpP29C3QI/TX9-Ft5KVfI/AAAAAAAAAOw/GD6QOFyiXzQ/s1600/imagesCA621ED5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" q6="true" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-c6wpP29C3QI/TX9-Ft5KVfI/AAAAAAAAAOw/GD6QOFyiXzQ/s320/imagesCA621ED5.jpg" width="229" /></a></div>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-40835953273556977652011-02-21T11:57:00.000-04:002011-02-21T11:57:27.293-04:00Twilight: I poke fun because I love<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">For me, the fun of the Twilight movies doesn’t come only from the story or the cast, it’s in the little details.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The details that make me smile, and the ones that I love to hate. I’m not talking about the fugly wigs and bad costumes (though god knows, the movies certainly have their share of those) or even the scenes that Melissa Rosenberg and Cougar Cathy destroyed or left out altogether.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m talking about the strange little things that make me say “What the?” “Are you kidding me?” or “Did you even read the book?”</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Basically, this is my WTF list for Twilight*. </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">On Bella’s first day at Forks HS, who is the kid running around in the gym, a<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">nd why? Seriously, go check it out if you don't believe me. I'll wait.</span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">See, I told you! </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">If anyone can shed some light on this, I’d really appreciate it!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">what's with the bag of eggs Emmett?</td></tr>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">In general, I don’t like how much Cougar Cathy continuously showed the Cullen’s pretending to eat while in the cafeteria. But mostly I just wonder about the bag of boiled eggs Emmet is carrying in the “first sight” scene.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This makes me fear for the Precious’ glorious p33n!!!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Flusteredward </strong></span></span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hey, did you get contacts?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Edward's bum. Sweet.</td></tr>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">While I giggle at Edward getting all uncomfortable and flustered, and ultimately walking away when Bella asks him about his eyes, this is something that Edward Cullen just wouldn’t do.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ever! </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But I won't complain too hard, since I get to watch Edward's bum walking away. SIGH.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Um, the clothes are very entertaining and all, but why are all four of you sharing a deer?</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Anyone? Anyone?</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>It's Time</strong></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">If timing is everything, then you fail.</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Apparently Melissa Rosenberg and Cougar Cathy think we are all too stupid to understand what “seeing the future” means, and thus has included “it’s time” AFTER the lightening and subsequent clap of thunder. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This is my biggest WTF moment of the whole series thus far. WHY THE FUCK IS <state w:st="on"><place w:st="on">VICTORIA</place></state> AT THE PROM? </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Someone, Melissa or Cathy, or both, obviously failed Twilight 101. Where we all learned about the amazing senses vampires have. </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And our lovely Edward is equipped with even more than the average, he can read minds. </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">If Victoria were there then Edward would hear her and smell her.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hell, even if she had been there earlier but had already left, he would still smell her. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Yet there she is at the punch table, in her ugly furry coat-wrap-whatever-thingy. FAIL!!!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Yet even with all that. I FLOVE Twilight. Unconditionally and irrevocably.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span></div>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-54902207935932297172011-01-28T11:58:00.001-04:002011-01-28T12:02:15.020-04:00Perving is contagious<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Ok, I already knew this. I can perv on Rob all by myself (I'm talented like that), but put me with a group of like-minded h00rs *ohai twitter* and the perviness factor grows. Hard. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But what I only discovered recently is this: Once you start perving on one 20-something guy, you start noticing all the other not-as-hot-but-still-hot 20-something guys out there!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Obviously it started with this:</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Which let to this:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And then this:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Were boys this hot when I was in my 20's? I don't think so. I certainly don't remember that. I had the prerequisite Leonardo DiCapprio obsession during the Titanic days, but let's be honest, Leo was never this hot.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Recently though, I find myself seeing more of the men outside of my little Twilight bubble. It's like Twilight opened my eyes. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Or maybe it just made me really horny.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Now I see great guys everywhere. Cute, handsome and funny guys like this (I know, some of those guys aren't in their 20's, but I didn't realize that til I was in the middle of the post, so tough!):</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Granted, the perv factor is nowhere near that of the Precious, but still; I enjoy the eye candy!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Lately though..... well, I've been cheating. A LOT!!! Obviously Rob still holds first place, but number 2 climbed the list with record speed. And he isn't going to give up his quest for top spot. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Ladies, I'd like you to meet </span><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0402271/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Charlie Hunnam</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I first discovered Charlie playing pretty boy Lloyd on the short-lived but awesome sitcom <em>Undeclared</em>. He was also on <em>Queer as Folk,</em> which unfortunately is on my "always wanted to watch but never did" list. And now, he plays Jax (Jackson) Teller on the FX show <em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1124373/">Sons of Anarchy</a></em>. I love SOA. FLOVE IT!! It's an amazing show with a fantastic cast. Katey Sagal just won a Golden Globe for her role as Jax's mom Gemma. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Have you seen it? Well, what are you waiting for? </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Need motivation? I can provide that. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Need more? </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Well h00rs here it is: Charlie isn't shy about showing off his body. Jax frequently appears au natural. Many an episode finds me ogling Jax's fine nekkid ass. His chest, back and legs are amazing too (though, try as I might, I didn't get a glimpse of anything else). Trust me, it's worth looking, you'll agree once you've seen him! Unfortunately google didn't cooperate in my search for an image, no matter how many euphamisms I used for ass, but I'll share this in hopes it entices you enough.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So there you have it. Not only am I a h00r, but I'm a cheating h00r. And I refuse to feel guilty about it. I have to share Rob with a bazillion others, the least he can do is share me with one. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And now I'll share some a few of my favourite candids of Rob. Y'know, so you don't kick me out of the club! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Until next time h00rs... Keep on pervin'!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">Update: Sorry about the weird spacing. Blogger is not cooperating.</span>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-77128183722888260752011-01-17T11:18:00.000-04:002011-01-17T11:18:37.854-04:00With you in my head<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Hey you! Yeah, <personname w:st="on">Robert</personname> Pattinson, I’m talking to you!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I know, I haven’t been around much lately. Sorry. Life is busy, and occasionally I need to pay it some actual attention.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So I haven't actually had a chance to sit down and watch the Golden Globes yet, but rest assured, you looked AMAZING last night! So handsome. Nobody rocks a suit like you do. NOBODY!!! In case you don’t believe me, here’s some proof.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">You hear me Rob?! </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">No? I said I'm a SUCKER.... </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">And a swallower.</span></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I don’t suppose you realize just how many of us watch and wait for mere glimpses of you. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Of course you don’t, because a) there are too many of us fuckawesome ladies to count, and b) you are so humble. I know you are wonderful to your fans Rob, but maybe, just maybe you could think about giving us a little more. Don't worry, I'm not talking about much effort on your part, just spend a few evenings out at the pub or go on another shopping spree with Tom. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And while you are doing that for us, as an added bonus you receive quality time with your BFF, some booze and maybe even some new undies. It’s a win-win situation!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But just so you know, no matter if you aren’t showing your beautiful face, or I’m all caught up IRL; You, Mr. Pattinson, are never far from my thoughts.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">You are there during the obvious, like reading or watching Twilight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You will always be Edward for me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Please don’t misunderstand: that doesn’t mean I can’t see you playing other characters, it’s just that I could never see anyone else as Edward.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">mmmmmmmm sparklishish!</span></td></tr>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">You’re always there when I read the blogs. Oh how I love Twitardia (see previous reference to fuckawesome ladies).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>These h00rs make me smile, cringe, cry, LOL and feel like one of the gang, instead of like some sort of crazy-loser-freak who’s in love with a celebrity she’ll probably never meet. </span></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And don't forget fanfiction, you're there too!! DUH! And not just while I'm reading and daydreaming about lemons! The other day Mr. NotSmitten watched some special behind-the-scenes NHL program and all I could think about was you and the fuckhawt locker room sex from the Misapprehension of Bella Swan! </span></span><br />
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</div></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But even outside of my little Twilight bubble, there you are.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia;">Whether I'm in my bedroom or at the office, all I have to do is look to one side to see pictures, calendars and my stashes of Robp0rn. You're on my computer and my cell phone. And if I had more electronic devices, you'd be all over them as well!!!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I can’t sit down at the piano without thinking of you... even if I'm playing Chopin instead of Bella's Lullaby or The Meadow.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I daydream about you as I sing my kids to sleep.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"> <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">To be serenaded by you is at the top of my "non-dirty things to do with Rob" wish list.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">Though if you prefer to tackle something on the dirty list that's fine by me!</span></td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">As I play games with my kids, my mind wanders to how adorkably awkward you look holding a baby. And then I try, in vain, to make my ovaries and uterus shut the fuck up. I gave up trying to control the vag long ago, she’s completely out-of-control since you came into our life!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"> </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">The only way I'm having another, is if it's last name is Pattinson.</span></td></tr>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I can’t even read a book without thinking of you. That is, if I can even read new books - since discovering the Twilight Saga, I've been mostly limited to authors I already enjoy, and books that are being made into movies starring you (can't wait to read Cosmopolis). </span></span><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But on the rare occasion that I do pick up a new novel, I am inevitably trying to determine if any of the characters would suit you.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"> </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">You can drive me. Anytime. Anywhere.</span></td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But it doesn't stop there. Even when I don’t believe you are meant to play a character, somehow I still see you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A few months back <a href="http://thinkingofrob.com/2010/08/19/weve-narrowed-it-down-to-5-out-of-these-5-book-characters-which-one-would-you-like-to-see-robert-pattinson-play-on-the-big-screen/">Thinking of Rob</a> did a poll to see what character everyone thought you should play, and one of the characters, Jamie Fraser, is one of my favourite all-time protagonists. </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TTRIRFfEdfI/AAAAAAAAAIE/1MYS64w3hKI/s1600/Gabaldon-Outlander-140x205.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TTRIRFfEdfI/AAAAAAAAAIE/1MYS64w3hKI/s1600/Gabaldon-Outlander-140x205.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The Outlander book series was my favourite before Twilight, and (GASP) probably still is if I consider anything other than my irrational love of all things Twilight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But to cast you, <personname w:st="on">Robert</personname> Pattinson, in the role of Jamie Fraser? Um, NO! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sorry, not possible. I just don’t see it. Jamie is a warrior, and as much as I love you, I just can't see you that way. </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">However, the idea was planted in my brain... And now as I re-read the series for the zillionth time, I see you.... I see you in the way Jamie runs his hands through his hair, in the sidelong glances he gives people and in his crooked smiles. Plus, picturing you in a kilt puts a big smile on my face!!!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So, as you can see, you're pretty much always there. Don't worry, I'm not complaining. I prefer it this way. </span></span><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I can't even cook dinner without thinking of you! </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: x-small;">This picture makes me happy I live in lobster country!</span></td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So there you have it. A little glimpse of my life With You In My Head.</span></span></div>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-77623782385769147072010-12-09T23:41:00.000-04:002010-12-09T23:41:55.305-04:00Not that I consider this to be artSo I have no artistic talent in terms of visual art. None. I was lucky enough to be blessed with musical genes, but when it comes to creating art... well I'm pretty much useless. I use the term anticrafty. And by use, I mean made up. But whatever, I'm totally anticrafty.<br />
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I realize that art is subjective. Everyone has different likes and dislikes, different preferences. I realize that I probably have no business judging someone's work of art. But imma do it anyway.<br />
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What. The. Fuck. Is. This? <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">FAIL!!!</span></td></tr>
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No seriously. What. The. Fuck. Is. That? Normally I look for any excuse to make fun of Jake, but this makes me feel kinda sorry for him. In fact, it's a travesty. I may think he can't act, but I do have eyes. This is fugly. Not to mention creepy! Do people actually pay money for shit like that? I'd rather admit to having a snuggy* then own that blanket.<br />
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And I'm not the only one who sees it, right? He's totally about to whip the wolf wang out of his jorts and stroke himself. Look at him. There's no denying it. We've all seen them do it. Or we read about it............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................... sorry, just daydreaming about fanfiction....<br />
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Oh. Mah. Gawd. Is this someone's version of erotica? *shudders* *shudders again*<br />
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Don't want to go there. <br />
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For a giggle at another fan fail, visit <a href="http://robs-closet.blogspot.com/2010/12/fan-fail.html">Robs Closet</a>. <br />
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I badly want to poke fun at the artists. But then I wonder: Is my writing this blog the equivalent to bad fan art? God I hope not. But if it is, then oh well. I don't recall making any promises about my talents. <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Don't worry, the promises I made you about my talents are totally true!</span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">* Totally not my fault. My mom gave it to me last year for Christmas. I was Horrified!</span>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-9753000051524848722010-12-01T23:30:00.000-04:002010-12-01T23:30:10.086-04:00TV Week outtakes, I love you.So I'm sitting in my hotel room, with little to do but ogle some Robp0rn. So I figured why not share.<br />
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I love the TV week outtakes, though I suppose that's no surprise seeing as I love Rob. These pictures are amazing, and I suppose TV Week and the photographer deserve a small amount of the credit, though in all honestly the job couldn't have been very difficult with Rob as the subject!<br />
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I do believe that these TV Week outtakes have become 2010's equivalent to 2009's epic December Vanity Fair. Except that I can't just run right out and buy a nice glossy magazine with all the pictures in it for me to <strike>defile</strike> drool over. <br />
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It seems like so long ago that I first saw these<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Scruff wasn't sexy until I discovered you!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Casual. Cool. Completely distracting.</td></tr>
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Then these showed up. I can't even describe how they made me feel <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Head to toe hotness</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">GAH, those legs give me dirty, dirty thoughts.</td></tr>
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And then just when my mojo was failing, when I needed you most, you gave me these. Thanks for livening things up!<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You livened things up for me, now I'd like to return the favour!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcEbBvxzSI/AAAAAAAAAFo/rn_IkAJ-y4A/s1600/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_20.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="214" ox="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcEbBvxzSI/AAAAAAAAAFo/rn_IkAJ-y4A/s320/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_20.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'd rather just stay in bed, but this would be the next best way to start my day!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcEhryEiZI/AAAAAAAAAFs/_s2i2NJ2oPw/s1600/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_13.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="214" ox="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcEhryEiZI/AAAAAAAAAFs/_s2i2NJ2oPw/s320/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_13.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">How about a little game of naughty librarian?</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcGE5Lp9DI/AAAAAAAAAF4/ln5x1LCi41A/s1600/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_14.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="214" ox="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcGE5Lp9DI/AAAAAAAAAF4/ln5x1LCi41A/s320/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_14.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I've never wanted to be interrogated before. Maybe a little Basic Instinct reenactment? </td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcHEotUicI/AAAAAAAAAGE/oFK0F2dKKu8/s1600/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_29.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" ox="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcHEotUicI/AAAAAAAAAGE/oFK0F2dKKu8/s320/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_29.jpg" width="240" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I can think of much more interesting things to do with that tie!!</td></tr>
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Obviously that isn't all of them, but I <em>thought</em> I'd seen them all.... Then tonight I found these.<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcIc1vJWPI/AAAAAAAAAGI/lYS2_rDN00s/s1600/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_32.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" ox="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcIc1vJWPI/AAAAAAAAAGI/lYS2_rDN00s/s320/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_32.jpg" width="212" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'm not sure what your problem is with socks, but I'd have no problem if you wanted to ditch the rest of the clothes as well.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcIg9_s-JI/AAAAAAAAAGM/-7DIuywpsFs/s1600/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_31.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="212" ox="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcIg9_s-JI/AAAAAAAAAGM/-7DIuywpsFs/s320/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_31.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Why so serious?</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcImiXlXZI/AAAAAAAAAGU/LWJxKsIPigw/s1600/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_38.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="212" ox="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcImiXlXZI/AAAAAAAAAGU/LWJxKsIPigw/s320/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_38.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Don't worry baby, I miss you too!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcJqcocT3I/AAAAAAAAAGc/U5jOR7GRwUM/s1600/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_33.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="212" ox="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ptSNZ2WndWw/TPcJqcocT3I/AAAAAAAAAGc/U5jOR7GRwUM/s320/112010_robert_pattinson_tv_week_33.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">What? Naughty librarian isn't your thing? Don't worry, regular table sex is fine too.</td></tr>
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So since it's December 1st, and I can no longer deny that the holiday season has arrived.... Let's hope that more delightful treats like these are coming our way!!!! I may be on naughty-for-Rob list, but I'm pretty sure Santa isn't aware of that!</div>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-17226039911390827892010-11-29T20:01:00.000-04:002010-11-29T20:01:58.344-04:00Who can I blame?<span style="font-family: Arial;">Wow, apparently I suck at blogging. This is only my 5<sup>th</sup> post, and it’s been almost 3 weeks since my last... I’ve at least tried to keep up with commenting on all the blogs I love, do I get points for that? I obviously need some serious inspiration. I have all kinds of excuses: I procrastinate, I have a job, I have a life, I have kids, I’m lazy, holidays, shopping, blah, blah, fucking blah.... they’re all true... ish.</span> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I’m going to blame this guy. Maybe you’ve heard of him... His name is Edward Cullen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Just look at him. Take a moment and just appreciate the miraculousness that is Edward Cullen.</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Edward... Need I say more? Book or movie, makes no difference. I love him. You love him. We all love him. Canon Edward is the standard by which all men are now measured. Is he perfect? Hells no. He’s depressed, overprotective and jealous. But is he perfect for us? Yeah, pretty much.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">My love of Edward may have started with Stephenie Meyer, but that is not where it ended. And since I can barely stomach non-Twilight books since I fell for Edward, I read fanfiction. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Lots of fanfiction.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">There are endless possibilities. Possibilities I wasn’t even aware existed until earlier this year. Edward Cullen comes in many forms: Vampire or Human. Asshole manh00r or geek. Rich or poor. Whatever your preference, the Edwards share many wonderful (and some not-so-wonderful) qualities. Edward is protective and possessive. He is generous. He is a bit of a badass (well maybe not so much in the geekward stories). He may be new to love, but he does it with his whole heart, mind and body. I’ve always been a sucker (TWSS) for a good romance, and Edward always offers what I’m looking for. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">So I offer you my favourite Edwards (which also happen to be my favourite stories). These are the Edwards that keep me up all night reading, make me call in sick for work and generally make me ignore real life. I have read and re-read these, and will <s>probably</s> definitely read them again when I find the time (which is hard to do when your “to read” fanfic list consists of probably a hundred stories).</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://kharizzmatik-ep.blogspot.com/2009/08/prologue.html">Emancipation Proclamation</a> This is what I am reading right now. Mmmmmmmmmmm Mafiaward. I am hooked.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At the moment I’d love nothing more than to devote all my time to this story.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I love the journey of self discovery that both Edward and Bella are on in this one. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/bEdward_b_bWallbanger_b">Edward Wallbanger</a> I fucking love Wallbanger. Whenever I check my email, it is in hopes of an Edward Wallbanger update. This story is rife with UST (which THANKFUCKINGGAWD was resolved this week in an equally sexy and hilarious fashion). Impossible not to love this fuckhawt, charming Edward.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://50shades.com/">Master of the Universe</a> One of the first fanfics that I read. How could a woman not want Domward? Or to be completely and utterly submissive to him? Fifty-shades of fucked up? Yes, please.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://hunterhunting-hh.blogspot.com/2009/02/mobs-table-of-contents.html">The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores</a> Hockeyward is HOT, like way hotter than any real hockey player ever is in real life. MoBS is definitely one of my favourites. This story is fuckhawt and LOL funny, all at the same time. If you aren’t familiar with the author, HunterHunting, please check her out. It’s definitely worth your time. Her story Clipped Wings and Inked Armor is equally excellent (Tattward is delish). As are all her <a href="http://www.blogger.com/"></a><span id="goog_1583087003"></span><span id="goog_1583087004"></span>one-shots.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/">Wide Awake</a> This story is a little heavier. Both Edward and Bella have suffered serious trauma in their lives. It`s a far cry from the crackfic that I so enjoy, but it totally delivers on the Edward and Bella love story.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://osabella.mygdala.com/">Osa Bella</a> How can you not love an Edward that spends 52 years searching for his Bella?! This is one of the best stories I’ve had the pleasure of reading. Myg is a genius!!!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Did I miss any? I’m quite sure I did, but what can ya do?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Which Edwards are your favourite?</span></div>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-25802971798136494792010-11-11T11:43:00.000-04:002010-11-11T11:43:02.274-04:00Laughter is meant to be sharedPart of the reason I love the fandom so much is all the laughs. I haven't had this much fun in years. <br />
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A well done spoof is rare, but a delight. As a Twilight lover, enjoying spoofs is practically a requirement. I mean c'mon, Twilight practically begs for it!<br />
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This video almost makes the Step Up 3D previews I had to endure the 7x I saw Eclipse worth it... Now if only someone could burn all the Charlie St. Cloud images out of my brain!<br />
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Harry Potter vs. Twilight: Dance Battle with ShayCarl (via <a href="http://thinkingofrob.com/">Thinking of Rob</a><br />
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You had me at "If I asked you not to be a sullen, inarticulate, mumbling wierdo would you?"Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-9373871812483074672010-11-08T22:55:00.001-04:002010-11-08T22:59:45.399-04:00The real reason I am not a Twilight pusher<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I love the Twilight Saga. I love the books and I love the movies. I love sparkly teenaged vampires. I love them unconditionally and irrevocably. And don’t forget irrationally, because I am nothing if not irrational when it comes to Twilight. </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-CA"></span><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But I've never pushed anyone to read Twilight. And I probably never will.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Why not? If I love it so much, then surely I'd want to share it with the world....</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Well first of all, I believe most of the world already knows.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I jumped onto the Twilight bandwagon pretty damn late, but I make up for my tardiness with my enthusiasm! SQUEEEEEEE!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Next is that small part of me that I do my best to ignore... the part that is embarrassed by my love for all things Twilight. I used to be a rational woman. Stephenie Meyer changed that woman when she dreamt up Edward Cullen. And then Robert Pattinson absolutely ruined her.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Let’s be honest, I’m pretty sure none of us will ever say that Twilight is the best novel ever written. We love the characters and their love story. We love the thrill of first love. We love fantasizing about ridiculously hot boys. We love reminiscing through rose-coloured glasses. But what we have never claimed to love is the writing. Sorry Stephenie, as much as these are my favourite books, they are not the best books I’ve ever read.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But the most important reason is this: <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">I’m selfish. </b></span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I know it’s just a story. I know Edward Cullen is a fictional character. And I know there is enough love to go around, but there are some people that I am just not willing to share Edward with!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span lang="EN-CA">That means you, lady with the office next to mine. You might be one of the nicest people I know IRL, but I will not share Edward with you. I refuse. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> You are not allowed love him. I forbid it. </span>You would be his kryptonite. His magic would cease to be.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It would be the end of the world as we know it. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span lang="EN-CA">You have no interest in RPattz, you say? You don’t <em>get it</em>?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> I should get over it?! </span>Perfect. Let's </span><span lang="EN-CA">keep it that way. I don't want to and you can't make me!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This also means you, mom. I know I was in full on Twilight mania when you suggested you might read it. I practically had Midnight Sun memorized, and couldn't put it down even after reading it 4 times in a row.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My hardcover Twilight Saga Collection never made it under the Christmas tree. Same with my Twilight DVD, which I stealthily sliced open and watched every day for about 2 weeks before Mr. NotSmitten realized. Sorry mom, but there is no way in hell I will ever allow you to read Twilight. It's just too embarrassing. </span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-CA"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The only thing worse I can imagine would be if you suddenly discovered fanfiction! </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">Thankfully the only thing she can discover online are annoying emails to forward.</span>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-25292357291884291312010-11-04T13:51:00.000-03:002010-11-04T13:51:52.827-03:00Lets talk vampire sex<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Did that get your attention? I figured some h00rs might come out of the woodwork if I were to discuss sparklepeens and pillow biting.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I know I'm not the first person to be disappointed with SM's non-existent sex scenes. The UST in those books is ridiculous! I wanted more, sooner, and just... more! I wanted details. I wanted kissing and groping. I wanted to feel their nervousness, excitement and arousal. It kills me that the Midnight Sun draft ended before I got Edward's perspective on their first kiss! Does that make me a perv? Maybe. Okay fine, yes.</span><br />
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</div><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">(Quick note to Bill Condon: Do not, I repeat DO NOT fade to black. Doing so will be hazardous to your health. Ask Alice if you don't believe me!)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Needless to say, I have issues with how SM wrote the honeymoon... </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">For now I'll ignore the absurdity of Bella wanting to wear sweat pants on her wedding night...</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I have a hard time believing that Edward has that much willpower. La tua cantante, and all that jazz. How could he <em>not</em> bite her?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Next I have to say that canon Edward is a total prude. And sometimes it's the prudes who are the most sexually deviant. Yup I said it. He has to hear all those dirty human thoughts, and you know those teenage girls are all over the Edward fantasies (hmm, some of us non-teenage girls as well)!! Plus he has had to listen to the various couples in his family doing it for almost a century - and I'm quite sure they are loud and kinky at every opportunity. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Somehow I just don't see Prudeward rubbing one out while listening to Emmett and Rose or while watching Bella sleep all those nights. Or ever. He's too uptight. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">My point? Edward <em>has</em> to be horny. Like <em>seriously </em>horny. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I doubt there a "How to gently make love to your human wife instead of fucking her senseless" for Vampire Dummies at the local Forks library, or hokey hippie bookstore in Port Angeles. No wonder he's so fucking cranky.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So let's get this straight: He's a horny, blood-thirsty, amazingly strong vampire who is experiencing a tremendous amount new emotional and sexual feelings... Seriously, how did Bella escape with only a few bruises?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I'm pretty sure, at the very least, her girlie bits ought to have been out of commission for awhile. A long while. I'll bet <em>those</em> bruises would have been interesting! I've never had vampire sex, but I'm sure the after-effects would be similar to childbirth. There should not be any snorkeling or cave exploring going on... Bella should be soaking in a sitz bath with some Epsom salts or sitting on one of those little donut cushions.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">OK, lets move on to temperature. Edward is cold, like marble. There's a marble bench in the lobby of my office building. Whenever I sit there I say "it's like sitting on Edward's lap." Yup, I'm a dork like that. It's fucking cold. My ass almost freezes and it's completely uncomfortable. Bella has to wrap up in a blanket while she and Edward snuggle, how friggin' cold would nekkid sex be? Frostbite, much? </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So, we've established that Edward and his cock are frozen. It goes without saying that Bella's hoohah is warm (side note: holy shit, I can't believe how many euphemisms there are for vagina). If you live anywhere with a real winter, you might get where I'm going with this... I will never forget the winter's day when I stuck my tongue to the slide at the park - that hurt like a motherfucker. So when someone likened Edward's cock to a Popsicle...OMGWTFBBQ. Srsly. Can't. Stop. Laughing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Cold vampire cock + warm wet human vajayjay = fucking hilarious image I can't get out of my head!!! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">Ouch! And I thought my first time was uncomfortable.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span>Smittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125493306176383800.post-1031449508588611092010-11-01T22:57:00.000-03:002010-11-02T10:11:38.505-03:00Holy crow, I'm blogging<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So, another Twilight-themed blog? Yup. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Obsessive Cullen Disorder? Definitely (rehab not required). </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">ROBsession? Hells yeah! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And the people in my life are tired of hearing about it...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">That's where you come in. Not that anyone is actually reading this, but a girl can dream, can't she?! And yes, maybe I'm using a loose definition for the word girl, but whatever, it's my blog.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This is my me time. Time for me to try some new things. Maybe get to know myself better. Hopefully make some new friends. Please welcome me with open arms, I don't deal well with rejection.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This Rob drought was painful. I'll admit it, my mojo has been failing. It's subtle, but I still feel it. And I don't like it. At. All. So I decided now is the time. No more procrastination. Less talk, more action (twss). Must. Reclaim. Mojo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And then today, after what felt like forfuckingever, it happened.... we have outtakes! Really hot outtakes!! Ridiculously motherfuckinghot outtakes!!!! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">via </span><a href="http://twicrackaddict.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">TwiCrack Addict</span></a><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I know I'm not the only one who feels it. Things are just better when he's around. Outtakes, interviews, smiley drunk videos, whatever. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So thank you Robert Pattinson. Bless your bedroom eyes and chiseled scruffy jaw. You make me smile, you make me laugh. You have inspired me, and not just in dirty ways! You've made me realize that even though I lost myself somewhere along the way, now is the time change that. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And thank you new outtakes. Mojo levels have risen dramatically. I feel alive. I feel energized. I feel happy. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And now all is right with my world.</span><br />
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