Not that I consider this to be art

So I have no artistic talent in terms of visual art. None. I was lucky enough to be blessed with musical genes, but when it comes to creating art... well I'm pretty much useless. I use the term anticrafty. And by use, I mean made up. But whatever, I'm totally anticrafty.

I realize that art is subjective. Everyone has different likes and dislikes, different preferences. I realize that I probably have no business judging someone's work of art. But imma do it anyway.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This? 


FAIL!!!

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No seriously. What. The. Fuck. Is. That?  Normally I look for any excuse to make fun of Jake, but this makes me feel kinda sorry for him. In fact, it's a travesty. I may think he can't act, but I do have eyes.  This is fugly. Not to mention creepy! Do people actually pay money for shit like that? I'd rather admit to having a snuggy* then own that blanket.

And I'm not the only one who sees it, right? He's totally about to whip the wolf wang out of his jorts and stroke himself.  Look at him.  There's no denying it. We've all seen them do it. Or we read about it............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................... sorry, just daydreaming about fanfiction....

Oh. Mah. Gawd.  Is this someone's version of erotica? *shudders* *shudders again*

Don't want to go there.

For a giggle at another fan fail, visit Robs Closet.

I badly want to poke fun at the artists.  But then I wonder: Is my writing this blog the equivalent to bad fan art?  God I hope not. But if it is, then oh well. I don't recall making any promises about my talents.


Don't worry, the promises I made you about my talents are totally true!

* Totally not my fault. My mom gave it to me last year for Christmas. I was Horrified!