Not that I consider this to be art

So I have no artistic talent in terms of visual art. None. I was lucky enough to be blessed with musical genes, but when it comes to creating art... well I'm pretty much useless. I use the term anticrafty. And by use, I mean made up. But whatever, I'm totally anticrafty.

I realize that art is subjective. Everyone has different likes and dislikes, different preferences. I realize that I probably have no business judging someone's work of art. But imma do it anyway.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This? 


FAIL!!!

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No seriously. What. The. Fuck. Is. That?  Normally I look for any excuse to make fun of Jake, but this makes me feel kinda sorry for him. In fact, it's a travesty. I may think he can't act, but I do have eyes.  This is fugly. Not to mention creepy! Do people actually pay money for shit like that? I'd rather admit to having a snuggy* then own that blanket.

And I'm not the only one who sees it, right? He's totally about to whip the wolf wang out of his jorts and stroke himself.  Look at him.  There's no denying it. We've all seen them do it. Or we read about it............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................... sorry, just daydreaming about fanfiction....

Oh. Mah. Gawd.  Is this someone's version of erotica? *shudders* *shudders again*

Don't want to go there.

For a giggle at another fan fail, visit Robs Closet.

I badly want to poke fun at the artists.  But then I wonder: Is my writing this blog the equivalent to bad fan art?  God I hope not. But if it is, then oh well. I don't recall making any promises about my talents.


Don't worry, the promises I made you about my talents are totally true!

* Totally not my fault. My mom gave it to me last year for Christmas. I was Horrified!

TV Week outtakes, I love you.

So I'm sitting in my hotel room, with little to do but ogle some Robp0rn. So I figured why not share.

I love the TV week outtakes, though I suppose that's no surprise seeing as I love Rob.  These pictures are amazing, and I suppose TV Week and the photographer deserve a small amount of the credit, though in all honestly the job couldn't have been very difficult with Rob as the subject!

I do believe that these TV Week outtakes have become 2010's equivalent to 2009's epic December Vanity Fair. Except that I can't just run right out and buy a nice glossy magazine with all the pictures in it for me to defile drool over.

It seems like so long ago that I first saw these

Scruff wasn't sexy until I discovered you!

Casual. Cool. Completely distracting.

Then these showed up. I can't even describe how they made me feel



Head to toe hotness

 

GAH, those legs give me dirty, dirty thoughts.

And then just when my mojo was failing, when I needed you most, you gave me these. Thanks for livening things up!

You livened things up for me, now I'd like to return the favour!

I'd rather just stay in bed, but this would be the next best way to start my day!

 

How about a little game of naughty librarian?



I've never wanted to be interrogated before. Maybe a little Basic Instinct reenactment? 

  

I can think of much more interesting things to do with that tie!!

 Obviously that isn't all of them, but I thought I'd seen them all.... Then tonight I found these.


I'm not sure what your problem is with socks, but I'd have no problem if you wanted to ditch the rest of the clothes as well.



Why so serious?

Don't worry baby, I miss you too!

What? Naughty librarian isn't your thing? Don't worry, regular table sex is fine too.

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So since it's December 1st, and I can no longer deny that the holiday season has arrived.... Let's hope that more delightful treats like these are coming our way!!!! I may be on naughty-for-Rob list, but I'm pretty sure Santa isn't aware of that!