Monday, January 17, 2011

With you in my head

Hey you! Yeah, Robert Pattinson, I’m talking to you!

I know, I haven’t been around much lately. Sorry. Life is busy, and occasionally I need to pay it some actual attention.

So I haven't actually had a chance to sit down and watch the Golden Globes yet, but rest assured, you looked AMAZING last night! So handsome. Nobody rocks a suit like you do. NOBODY!!! In case you don’t believe me, here’s some proof.

Spontaneous orgasm in 3, 2, 1
Imma sucker for head-to-toe photos.
You hear me Rob?!  No? I said I'm a SUCKER....
And a swallower.

I don’t suppose you realize just how many of us watch and wait for mere glimpses of you.  Of course you don’t, because a) there are too many of us fuckawesome ladies to count, and b) you are so humble. I know you are wonderful to your fans Rob, but maybe, just maybe you could think about giving us a little more. Don't worry, I'm not talking about much effort on your part, just spend a few evenings out at the pub or go on another shopping spree with Tom.  And while you are doing that for us, as an added bonus you receive quality time with your BFF, some booze and maybe even some new undies. It’s a win-win situation! 

See, doesn't this look like fun!

C'mon, look at those smiles. You know you miss him!!!

But just so you know, no matter if you aren’t showing your beautiful face, or I’m all caught up IRL; You, Mr. Pattinson, are never far from my thoughts.

You are there during the obvious, like reading or watching Twilight.  You will always be Edward for me.  Please don’t misunderstand: that doesn’t mean I can’t see you playing other characters, it’s just that I could never see anyone else as Edward.

mmmmmmmm sparklishish!

You’re always there when I read the blogs. Oh how I love Twitardia (see previous reference to fuckawesome ladies).  These h00rs make me smile, cringe, cry, LOL and feel like one of the gang, instead of like some sort of crazy-loser-freak who’s in love with a celebrity she’ll probably never meet.

And don't forget fanfiction, you're there too!! DUH! And not just while I'm reading and daydreaming about lemons! The other day Mr. NotSmitten watched some special behind-the-scenes NHL program and all I could think  about was you and the fuckhawt locker room sex from the Misapprehension of Bella Swan!

But even outside of my little Twilight bubble, there you are.

Whether I'm in my bedroom or at the office, all I have to do is look to one side to see pictures, calendars and my stashes of Robp0rn. You're on my computer and my cell phone. And if I had more electronic devices, you'd be all over them as well!!!

I can’t sit down at the piano without thinking of you... even if I'm playing Chopin instead of Bella's Lullaby or The Meadow.

Sex on a piano never sounded so appealing!

I daydream about you as I sing my kids to sleep.

To be serenaded by you is at the top of my "non-dirty things to do with Rob" wish list.
Though if you prefer to tackle something on the dirty list that's fine by me!

As I play games with my kids, my mind wanders to how adorkably awkward you look holding a baby. And then I try, in vain, to make my ovaries and uterus shut the fuck up. I gave up trying to control the vag long ago, she’s completely out-of-control since you came into our life!
The only way I'm having another, is if it's last name is Pattinson.

I can’t even read a book without thinking of you.  That is, if I can even read new books - since discovering the Twilight Saga, I've been mostly limited to authors I already enjoy, and books that are being made into movies starring you (can't wait to read Cosmopolis). But on the rare occasion that I do pick up a new novel, I am inevitably trying to determine if any of the characters would suit you.
You can drive me. Anytime. Anywhere.

But it doesn't stop there. Even when I don’t believe you are meant to play a character, somehow I still see you.  A few months back Thinking of Rob did a poll to see what character everyone thought you should play, and one of the characters, Jamie Fraser, is one of my favourite all-time protagonists. 

The Outlander book series was my favourite before Twilight, and (GASP) probably still is if I consider anything other than my irrational love of all things Twilight.  But to cast you, Robert Pattinson, in the role of Jamie Fraser? Um, NO!  Sorry, not possible. I just don’t see it. Jamie is a warrior, and as much as I love you, I just can't see you that way.

However, the idea was planted in my brain... And now as I re-read the series for the zillionth time, I see you.... I see you in the way Jamie runs his hands through his hair, in the sidelong glances he gives people and in his crooked smiles. Plus, picturing you in a kilt puts a big smile on my face!!!

So, as you can see, you're pretty much always there. Don't worry, I'm not complaining.  I prefer it this way.  I can't even cook dinner without thinking of you!

This picture makes me happy I live in lobster country!

So there you have it. A little glimpse of my life With You In My Head.


  1. Yeah including Rob into everything I do happens a lot too. Making spaghetti and I think of 'Remember Me' type stuff.

    I've never read the Outlander series. I'll start it as soon as I have read every good FF story out there. :)

    Umm a few months back I thought it would be nice to have Rob be recorded reading nursery rhymes to play for children and us moms to hear. So I'm right there with you on him showing up in your head all the time!!!

    I say our crush is much more appropriate than we allow ourselves to think especially when he's gonna look that good at the Golden Globes!

  2. What a wonderful glimpse into your mind. What a pretty place it is there :) This was such a lovely post, I think Rob would enjoy reading it to see how he has affected so many of us.

  3. thank goodness i'm not alone:)

    his appearance last night justifies all of our feelings. blue.

    xo smitten girl.

  4. Nobody rocks blue gucci like our man.. I mean seriously.. as for when he is in your life.. I'm pretty sure there isn't a time when he isn't in mine... hell I'm so nuts I no longer talk to myself.. I talk to him.. yep.. I admit it... in my head.. I tolk to him all the time... he just sits and smiles and shoots those sex eyes at me... you know.. the usual :)

    It's good to know that none of us is alone in this!


  5. I'm sorry were you saying something? I lost function of my brain after that first photo..... *drool*

  6. I love the glimpse into your mind. I don't see all the appeal of Rob, but I will begrudgingly admit he did look smashing in that blue suit at the Gloden Globes.

    As for Diana Gabaldon, she is a true sweetheart. I met her at NYC Comic Con and she was true doll to let me take as many pictures of her I needed while she was doing an interview with some friends of mine for their radio show.


Something (for me) to look forward to!